May 2013
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drtoilette:
chaniatreides:
starfleetgrad:
The Trek fandom is basically the original series crew running around the ship drunk like in “The Naked Time.”
laughinggaschamber:
Things that make me fall asleep really fast.
when someone hums quietly.
when my hair gets played with.
when someone whispers a story to me.
when someone traces my skin.
chloroform.
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
the-girl-who-cant-wait:
I am so emotional I’m the opposite of Spock: I’m like a Vulcan’t.
bigstupidbaby:
i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
When you finally pass that level that you spent...
sodamnrelatable:
gpoy
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
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Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
#mccoy: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THE THING
#Uhura: I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THE THING
#Sulu: I VOLUNTEER TO HELP DO THE THING
#Chekov: THE THING WAS INWENTED IN RUSSIA
onedirectioncutefacts:
you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS
copperbooms:
it’s a long way to the shop if ya wanna sausage roll
A Workout For Book Nerds
epicreads:
All you need for this workout is a stack of hardcovers and some yarn or rope to tie them together!
Workout #1: The Book Curl
Workout #2: The Book Up
Workout #3: The Brunch (Book Crunch) - Just like brunch this can be done alone or with a friend!
Cool Down
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petcanadian:
australiansanta:
rosaparking:
australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot
no its almost winter here we’re freezing
no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie
georgiagallifrey:
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
preach
jaclcfrost:
spike and dimitri are twins
and i don’t know who they’re related to
neither do we
go on
vultures-in-vivid-color:
Lucy Liu can’t be Watson
Benedict Cumberbatch can be Khan…
okay
